Can I please get a Whopper Jr. with onion rings?Make it a meal so I can get a drinkNo, I'm not finished, that's not everythingCan I please get a Double Whopper with no cheese?Can I please get a number two with a large drink?I got money so I don't care how much it costs meSo just throw in some extra fries, don't make them saltyAll this cheese gonna make my booty drip dripI'm lactose intolerant, I don't sip milkIf I see a sight of cheese, I'ma trip tripI'ma sit on your toilet seat and doodoo then dipSo you got my lil' Whopper Jr.? (I didn't forget that)And you got my Double Whopper? (I didn't forget that)What about my onion rings? (Hold on, you can sit back)Burger King, they know me nowCheese, I don't want that(Grrr) And I'm getting hungry nowI know you heard thatWaiting for my onion rings so I don't have to turn backBurger King, don't play with me, y'all nuggets is so trashNuggets taste like rabbit nipples, why y'all even serve that?Better stop playing and just give me all of my foodEit...
