Few enemies are more vengeful than school queen bees, especially the adult versions. Doubt it? Cross the PTA president at your kids’ school and discover what evil lurks behind her fake smile.
Warning: There will be consequences. You will be ostracized by the moms planning the town’s annual “Girls’ Night Out.” (For the uninitiated, these still happen, at least in NYC suburbs, where adult women call themselves girls and need a sanctioned activity to drink.)
The good news is, as a parent who challenged the de facto school ruler, I can attest that, like Gloria Gaynor, you will survive.