Donald Trump hate-watched all four nights of the Democratic National Convention, and just before the final night began, the felon posted that he "will be doing a LIVE PLAY BY PLAY on TRUTH Social." Trump vowed to be "fair but critical of Comrade Kamala Harris."
As Harris rallied Democrats around themes of patriotism and the love of family, Trump was shit-posting on his flailing social site.
Some of what the former President posted was inadvertently comical, with the rest leaving us once again wondering what the fuck is wrong with him. Trump posted rapidly, as usual -- so I won't add all of Captain Capslock's desperate rants. There is only so much room.
Trump said Kamala said "thank you" too much as she took the stage to thunderous applause to accept her party's nomination.
“Too many ‘Thank yous,’ too rapidly said, what’s going on with her?” he asked as Kamala began her remarks. Gratefulness is not a quality with which Trump is familiar.
For some reason, Trump asked where Hunter Biden was.
"WHERE'S HUNTER?" he wrote.
However, noticeably absent during Trump's rallies is his wifebot, Melania. Meanwhile, his son, Don Jr., was probably jacked up on coke somewhere. Trump couldn't seem to grasp what Kamala's family and background are all about. However, for the rest of us, we could easily relate to her family's struggles as she grew up.
