Abbott and Costello and Charlie Kirk at the DNC
“Pro-Trump activists’ attempt to infiltrate DNC goes hilariously awry. Far-right commentators Jack Posobiec and Charlie Kirk went to the DNC. It did not go well for them.” — The New Republic
ABBOTT: He’s a great second baseman.
COSTELLO: And what a home run yesterday!
CHARLIE KIRK (interrupting): What is a woman?
COSTELLO: Excuse me?
KIRK: What is a woman?
ABBOTT: What is a man.
KIRK: I asked you guys first.
ABBOTT: Oh, then, Who is a man.
KIRK: I’m a man! What is a woman?
ABBOTT: What is a man.
KIRK: Fine, I’ll go first. A man has a penis.
ABBOTT: Like Who.
KIRK: Like me. I’m a man.
ABBOTT: As is Who.
KIRK: Anyone who isn’t a woman. So, again, what is a woman?
ABBOTT: And again, What is a man.
KIRK: Let me ask you something. That second baseman you were talking about, the one who hit a home run, he is… what?
ABBOTT: Right.
KIRK: What?
ABBOTT: Exactly.
KIRK: What is right?
ABBOTT: No, that’s Whatever.
KIRK: What?
ABBOTT: No, Whatever.
KIRK: Okay, okay. The second baseman or whatever, I don’t care, is he a woman?
ABBOTT: They.
KIRK: The second baseman is a they?
ABBOTT: No, he’s a he, but they’re a they.
KIRK: Who?
ABBOTT: A man.
KIRK: What man?
ABBOTT: That’s what I’ve been saying.
KIRK: Whatever.
ABBOTT: Also a man.
KIRK: What???
ABBOTT. Also, a man.
KIRK: So where did they come from?
ABBOTT: St. Louis.
KIRK: Okay, so what is a woman from St. Louis?
ABBOTT: What is a man from St. Louis.
KIRK: I’m asking you!
ABBOTT: And I’m answering.
KIRK: Whatever.
ABBOTT & COSTELLO: Right!
Charlie Kirk exits.