Quiz: What Have Republicans Accused Kamala Harris of So Far?
Republicans continue to lob various attacks at Kamala Harris. Which of these accusations have they made, and which are still to come?
1. Opposes saying “Merry Christmas”
2. Popular in Hollywood
3. Has fingers
4. Is hiding from the press
5. Lip syncs all of her speeches to a backing track
6. Anti-semitic
7. Tanked the stock market
8. Once paid the check at a restaurant by leaving a signed 8 × 10 of herself
9. Tweeted Deadpool & Wolverine spoilers
10. Ineligible
11. Breathes underwater
12. Deliberately hasn’t given birth
13. Shows off by lifting eighteen-wheelers above head
14. Husband had an affair with first wife
15. Insists next debate be an air guitar contest
16. Able to pronounce the letter R
17. Leveraging unstoppable power of having a vagina
18. Leveraging unstoppable power of being Black
19. Not Black
20. Switched race
21. Failed to fight alongside the three hundred Spartans
22. Twenty years’ experience in government
23. Boinked her way into politics
24. Welcoming a “Third World invasion”
25. Elbows bend the other way
26. Anti-cheeseburger
27. Vicious
28. Her W. C. Fields impression is mediocre at best
29. Has a necklace
30. Danced on Soul Train
31. Caused that Algerian boxer to punch really hard
32. Progressive
33. Laughs
Actual Republican accusations: 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 10, 12, 14, 17, 18, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 26, 27, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33
Not yet: 3, 5, 8, 9, 11, 13, 15, 16, 21, 25, 28