CNN's Kaitlyn Collins and Connecticut Sen. Chris Murphy were not buying J.D. Vance affording credit for the historic prisoner swap that sent Americans home last night due to President Joe Biden's multicountry negotiants to Donald Trump. We get it. Vance is currently surrounded by controversy and realizes that he could be replaced quicker than a head of lettuce, but the couch-fucker just further demeaned himself as he licked Trump's boots publicly on T.V.
Vance credits Trump's "strength" for Biden's efforts to get Trump's fuckboi, Russian President Vladimir Putin, to free the Wall Street Journal's Evan Gershkovich, former U.S. Marine Paul Whelan, and Russian-American journalist Alsu Kurmasheva.
Just as Trump grabbed credit for any Wall Street gains on Biden's watch, Vance is doing his mini-me version of the felon. Vance previously compared Trump to Hitler, and now Vance is Trump's Eva Braun. Trump isn't taking the news very well, and neither is Vance, as he desperately flailed on T.V.
With cameras rolling, Vance said of President Biden's crowing achievement:
We have to ask ourselves, why are they coming home?
And I think it's because bad guys all over the world recognize Donald Trump's about to be back in office, so they're cleaning house.
That's a good thing, and I think it's a testament to Donald Trump's strength.
Ooof!
