J.D. Vance can’t seem to escape the fake rumors he once got intimate with a couch, but maybe he doesn’t want to.
Just as the weeks-long gag appeared to be dying down, the Ohio senator joked at a rally on Tuesday that his wife, Usha, may send him to sleep on the couch if he made her get on stage.
“Now, I would call her up here to come and speak,” he said, “but then I think I’d have to sleep on the couch tonight, so I’ll leave her alone.”
