As former President Donald Trump tried to brag about his brilliance and poll numbers Monday night, the internet couldn't help but notice one small problem with the boast — they're not "pole" numbers.
Trump took to Truth Social late Monday to slam "lyin" Kamala Harris, whom he dubbed Biden's "appointed 'Border Czar' who never visited the Border." Trump added, in that same sentence, that her "incompetence gave us the WORST and MOST DANGEROUS Border anywhere in the World."
Continuing his screed, and still in the same sentence, Trump railed that his new Democratic rival "has absolutely terrible pole numbers against a fine and brilliant young man named DONALD J. TRUMP!"
"Be careful what you wish for, Democrats??? MAGA2024," he wrote.
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In a separate post just minutes later, the MAGA leader fumed over Democrats, who he said "lied and misled the public about Crooked Joe Biden," and lamented that now, "we find he is a complete and total Cognitive and Physical 'MESS.'"
"They also mislead the Republican Party, causing it to waste a great deal of time and money," he added. "To be resumed!"
The post, with its grammatical flaws and all, led to ridicule on the internet.
"Trump is now calling himself a fine and brilliant young man," Lincoln Project co-founder Mike Madrid noted on X.
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"Freud is cruel," blasted @CivilWarII_book.
"Is that how they count votes in Poland?" chided @bucs601.
"@Soaps_Hope, seemingly in disbelief.
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Are those like North Pole numbers? Stripper Poles? Pole-vaults? The young dude with orange skin, bad toupee, and a flapjack 24-pack is confusing me," wrote @KtownPB.