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Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here. Welcome to today's edition of web_crawlr.
Today's top stories are about: Whycoconut memes went viral after President Joe Biden announcing he would drop out of the 2024 race, an alarming find in a can of Olipop soda that has customers worried, all the best jokes about the Paris Olympics logo, and an instruction manual for how to use the 'sad ant with bindle' meme.
After that, Mikael's got a timely 'One Dumb Conspiracy' column for you.
Until next time,
— K.D.
U.S. President Joe Biden announced that he will drop out of the 2024 presidential race and the internet is already brimming with jokes and memes about his potential replacement, Vice President Kamala Harris.
“Please we are begging, someone tell us what it is Garrett just drank," reads the caption on the TikTok video.
The internet has been tearing apart the logo for the 2024 Paris Summer Olympics, which one person described as a “lady with a f***-ass bob.”
The meme is often used as a "how it feels" joke, with connotations of sadness or rejection.
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