Recurring The Daily Show co-host Desi Lydic began her Tuesday monologue by covering the viral story of the guest who had “catastrophic diarrhea” in Gwyneth Paltrow’s guest house—though it quickly became clear that she was really talking about President Joe Biden and the fallout from his disastrous debate performance late last month.
“It brings up an interesting question. When you shit the bed as visibly and as nationally as this guest did, should you stay in the house? Or is it time to leave?”
“I know that some people would say that the guest just had a bad night,” Lydic continued. “He’s a decent man with a lifetime of service as a house guest, and he’s earned the chance to stay and clean up his mess. But the thing is, we all know he shit the bed. We can’t unsee him shitting the bed. And now every time we see him, we’re going to be wondering, ‘Is he going to shit the bed again?’”
