Burger King:Welcome to BK! How can I serve you today?(The Burger King starts off his verse in a similar way that the workers at his store would greet customers. This is also a play on words, as to serve someone also means to beat them.)One flame-broiled ass-clown? Have it your way!(The Burger King asks if the customers would like to see a clown like Ronald McDonald get flame-broiled, which is how Burger King prepares its burgers. "Have it your way" is Burger King's slogan.)You can't do fast food half as good as I do!(The Burger King says his restaurants make food twice as good as McDonald's, which is considered to have products of inferior quality.)Your pink slime meat turns my asshole to a drive-thru!(Until 2011, McDonald's had used pink slime, an ammonia-treated beef by-product, in its burgers, and the Burger King also states that eating it would make him have massive diarrhea, comparing the speed of it to a drive-thru due to its speedy nature. He may also say this causes his asshole...
