The Real Housewives of New Jersey is crumbling right before our very eyes—and it’s almost beautiful. Friendships have fallen apart, alliances have never been more aimlessly strategic, and the facade of a core group with rich inner lives has all but dissipated. And just when you think it can’t get any more depraved, Jennifer Aydin rolls in with a bag of hammers and starts swinging.
After months of blog-induced rumors that painted a World War 3-level fight, a cast suspension for Jennifer and Danielle Cabral, and a last-minute panel change at BravoCon to keep the warring duo apart, we’ve finally arrived at the headline brawl of the season. It’s the latest in a series of Bravo physical altercations, and perhaps the most ridiculous yet.
Thankfully, this one comes with no need for endless discourse, though rest assured the Twitter warriors will do their very best to create some anyway. At Teresa’s Tulum party (does this count as a cast trip? Bravo might just say yes, considering there’s no official trip outside the state this season), Danielle yearns to squash her newfound beef with Jennifer.
