Like most of you, I didn't watch Eurovision. Haven't done for years. I suppose Scooch were a bit of a laugh, with their airline-related double entendres, and Bucks Fizz provided a bit of fun in 1981. But apart from that, you have to go back to Brotherhood of Man in 1976 to think of a UK entry you would actually describe as 'good'. And given that viewers have been without Terry Wogan's acerbic commentary since 2008, you will forgive me for finding something better to do on a Saturday night.
So, many of you will say I'm not best qualified to join in the debate on whether or not the competition has become too risque for family viewing. But I'm going to have a go anyway. And say that, yes it is.
