Every 2024 Kentucky Derby horse name, ranked
The Kentucky Derby is back on Saturday and, sure, there are numerous was you can go about betting on the best three-year-old colts in the sport, but that’s not what we’re doing here.
Forget about pedigree or race history. Toss out the odds. Don’t even bother with trying to handicap the event. We’re picking our winner the same way we do every year — and the same way most casual viewers tend to pick a derby horse while watching the broadcast — we’re going off the name alone.
Behold an extremely unscientific and highly subjective ranking of every horse’s name in the running for the 150th Kentucky Derby.