Abandoned GOP minority outreach center gets a sexy makeover

A GOP minority outreach center in suburban Atlanta that was once devoted to artificially creating buzz, giving people the shaft, and taking an unusually keen interest in what happens in other people’s bedrooms is now a sex shop. In other words, the building is chock-full of phony penises—much as it was when its previous tenants occupied the space.

According to a new report in the Atlanta-Journal Constitution, Republicans opened the center with high hopes, knowing they needed to shore up their support in Georgia, a formerly ruby-red state that President Joe Biden narrowly won in 2020. But they’ve given up trying to reason with people and have now simply ceded the space to dicks—just as the rest of the Republican Party has done over the past eight years or so.