Matt Gaetz has diagnosed the GOP's electoral issues. It's all that diversity and inclusion

Republicans are once again running around like chickens with their heads cut off in the wake of Tom Suozzi’s decisive special election win on Tuesday. MAGA can’t exactly admit the loss is a repudiation of their “movement,” so they’re forced to reach into the gleaming ether for explanations. (Apologies to chickens with their heads cut off, who, unlike MAGAs, have brains they can’t use, as opposed to brains they’ve chosen not to use.)

There’s not enough quicklime, activated charcoal, or Axe body spray in the multiverse to mask MAGA’s purpling political corpse, but GOP Golden Bro Matt Gaetz is sure gonna try his darnedest.

In a Wednesday interview on Newsmax, which plays in hell’s break room so tormented souls don’t complain too much about going back to headstands in sewage, Gaetz told host Eric Bolling that Republicans’ real problem these days is they’re trying too hard to be diverse and inclusive.