Kellyanne Conway Wants You To Just Get Over January 6, Okay?!?
Kellyanne Conway is still around! On Wednesday, she appeared on Fox News like the Swamp Ghost of Christmas Past to run some interference for her former boss and historical embarrassment Donald Trump.
I just think the Democrats wake up every morning, Emily, and they look at the calendar, the iPhone says Jan. 6, 2021—the date never changes. And then they get in the electric vehicle and go get an abortion. I just described the Democratic Party to you in 7 seconds.
(Watch the video above and insert your own cricket sounds here.)
This is what Conway is good at: summing up the Republican Party line of cynicism and misinformation in short, sophomoric statements. Yes, Kellyanne, when will this plurality of voters get over Trump’s (and his friends’) attempted coup d’état?