As Taylor Swift Traveled to 'Outer Heaven' for Her Birthday, Travis Kelce Stayed in the End Zone
He was a beloved professional athlete and one-time prolific tweeter. She was a billionaire pop star and Time’s Person of the Year. Can I make it any more obvious? He couldn’t come to her 34th birthday party. She drank yuzu cocktails. What more can I say? Alright, I’ll stop.