AIwashing is the cheeky cousin of greenwashing, where everything from dish soap to socks masquerades as eco-friendly. In the AI realm, it's not about saving the planet but convincing you that your blender has a PhD in smoothie optimisation. Even a packet of basmati will sound techie. AIwashing is the ultimate upgrade - or, at least, the stilted smarties in marketing departments hope you'll think so.
