Funny And Relatable Tweets About School Holiday Concerts

Parenting level:
Made my kid wear an obnoxious holiday headband, so I can spot her easier during the school Christmas concert.

— Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) December 17, 2019

Me at my 3 year old niece’s preschool Christmas concert pic.twitter.com/BXeode2OVL

— Natalie (@thegreatnatsby_) December 20, 2018

Nothing puts me in the spirit quite like a failed key change at a high school holiday concert

— Lillian Stone (@originalspinstr) December 7, 2018

I’m at my daughter’s preschool holiday concert. They better stick to the hits, no deep cuts.

— Jeff (@usedwigs) December 14, 2012

Nothing ruins Christmas spirit like a middle school Christmas concert.

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 20, 2017

During my nieces preschool concert they asked her what she wanted for Christmas & she said “A Sandwich”. I’ve never been more proud

— Truman (@bradytruman_) December 20, 2017

Hear me out. A fast forward feature where you can skip right to your kid in the winter concert and then gtfo.

— @itssherifield (@itssherifield) December 16, 2022

I've got a migraine and I'm at a preschool Christmas concert.

That I'm alive right now basically proves I am immortal.

— Summer Heacock (@Fizzygrrl) December 9, 2015

My daughter's elementary school holiday concert was last night.

There was a sign language interpreter.

His very theatrical signing of

"I can't hear them,"

"I don't understand what they're saying,"

was my everything.

— Maie Lynn Bee, PhD MPH ????????️???? (@maie_lynn) December 19, 2019

"If I were a latke, I'd jump into the frying pan so I'd be food for you." -part of preschool holiday concert where I died

— Evie Nagy (@EvieN) December 19, 2015

[elementary school concert]

Wife [whispering]: What are you doing?

Me [putting earplugs in]: WHAT?

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 5, 2018

No one prepared me for the level of audience participation they were expecting at this school concert.

— Karanado (@thistletat13) November 29, 2023

MVP of the preschool holiday concert was the kid who yelled IS THIS THE END after each of the ~10 songs ????

— Kate Brody (@KateBrodyAuthor) December 15, 2022

Overheard at 10yo’s holiday concert: This could have been a conference call.

— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) December 13, 2022

Getting out of a parking lot after a preschool concert is a special kind of hell

— Josh Bell (he/him) (@Joshwbell) December 19, 2018

My toddlers often scream "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" at an ear splitting level, except for when they were supposed to sing it at the Preschool Christmas Concert where they were inexplicably silent.#Dadlife#Parenting

— TwinzerDad (@TwinzerDad) December 19, 2018

I don’t know who decided it was a good idea to have a preschool Christmas concert at 9 am on a Saturday but I hate them.

— cass????️???? (@rn_er_c) December 14, 2019

I have never been struck so oddly by tears as I was tonight, when 50 children sang ‘Oh Christmas Tree’ inside a massive church. It was during my niece’s preschool Christmas concert and their tiny voices hit me like 800 bricks.

— Brittany Chaffee (@BrittanyChaffee) December 6, 2018

What Holiday Middle School Band Concert songs should actually be titled:

- Have a Holly Out of Tune Christmas
- We Three Trumpeting Elephants in Pain
- Santa Claus is Coming in a Full Beat Behind Everyone Else
- Hey Parents Don't You Wish This Was a Silent Night

— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) December 19, 2018

Preschool Christmas concert, the cast:

Kid who is really into it, a born performer, has slick moves

Kids who completely freeze up and are paralyzed

Kid who cries

Kid who doesn't stop playing the handbell even though the next song doesn't require it (mine)#Parenthoodpic.twitter.com/sQDMma1tOr

— Patricia Correll (@Author_PCorrell) December 19, 2019

Oh the joyful screaming chaos of a preschool holiday concert. And that's just the parents. ????

— vivian (@vivwuzhere) December 15, 2014