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There is an ingenious solution to the deepening crisis in which Rishi Sunak finds himself. The Prime Minister could pass an Act of Parliament declaring that the Conservative party under his leadership is united and popular with a grateful nation.
Since neither is true, this Sunak security bill should contain clauses limiting the publication of opinion polls to surveys that show enthusiasm for the Tories.
Such a plan has two flaws: it wouldn't work and it would look ridiculous. But that shouldn't stop Sunak. The same shortcomings applied to the tinpot plan to declare Rwanda a "safe ...