We don’t know about you, but we’re obsessed with Old Loves, a Tumblr blog that pays tribute to famous couples from the past. (Like Ben Affleck and a clearly unamused Gwyneth Paltrow ― or French New Wave power couple Anna Karina and Jean-Luc Godard on their wedding day.)
Now, forgotten famous couples are taking Twitter (okay, fine, X) by storm.
Inspired by this, we thought we’d take a moment to look back at formerly married celebrity couples who called it quits a long, long time ago.
Delight in their short-lived looks of love ― and ridiculous ’80s and ’90s haircuts ― below.