A FITNESS instructor has described her epic sports bra fail in the middle of a class.
This piece of equipment was clearly not up to the job because it failed to function only minutes into the workout.
Its weak spot became very clear when she started jumping and the unthinkable happened.
It unleashed parts of her body to the world she would far rather have remained hidden.
But Katelyn Blaire Smith (@katelynblairesmith), who has 22,000 followers, showed commendable spirit, and bore it all with good humor – eventually.
She also had to think quickly about this SOS emergency.
“My boob fell out during workout class,” she said breathlessly in her post, fresh from experience.
She was wearing the offending item: a bright blue bikini top.
“So I went to a workout class with my best friend teaching,” she said.
But she had only worn the sports bra once before. Big mistake.
“At the beginning of class, my friend came up to me and said, ‘That top is so cute. Is it supportive?’
“I was like, ‘I don’t know.’ And she said, ‘I guess you’re going to find out.’”
But when the jumping started, Katelyn was faced with real problems.
“I looked in the mirror and the t*tty’s out. Bibbidi, bobbidi boob bish.”
She tried her best to readjust and limit her movements, but it was awkward: “I’m so self-conscious at this point,” she despaired.
“Usually when I’m in class I go hard. Jump as high as I can. Punch, punch, kick, kick, stretch, stretch.” But not this time.
Her trauma continued when she had to go on and teach a workout class to teenagers. She had to think quickly because she had nothing else to wear.
But Katelyn was a trooper: “We’re not quitting just because our t*tties are showing,” she said.
She searched the office high and low for some duct tape. But could only find Scotch Tape, but it proved not up to the job.
So, instead, she grabbed some Band-Aids and “smacked them on the nippy.”
She continued: “We did a nip and tuck to the side and we covered them in a star because if they did fall out we didn’t want to traumatize anyone.”
Her quick thinking saved the day, but not her ego: “It was really good for my self-esteem,” she said with self-depracation.
“It was humbling.”
