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President Joe Biden is forcing your Nana and Meemaw to buy a $90 turkey this year to celebrate the holiday with your hard-ass-working family. There is a problem: Where do we find $90 BIDEN INFLATION turkeys? Jason Chaffetz said his family bought one of these fancy pants turkeys, but I'm not seeing any out there. Where are they, Jason?
"I mean, we went to go buy a turkey today," Chaffettz's lyin' piehole said. "It was $90 for a turkey. The price of stamps is up 32% in the last four years.*"
"But it's all a choice by Joe Biden," he added. "That is what Bidenomics is."
Wrong, sunshine. This is what Bidenomics is:
According to the American Farm Bureau Federation, the average cost of a dinner for 10 people will be $61.17, down 4.5% from last year's record of $64.05, and gas prices are down, meaning that you can visit Nana and Meemaw in person this year without putting those costs on your credit card. Airfares are down, too, in case you want to fly to Nana's. Forget Meemaw. She's mad at Nana for telling her she had to buy Inflation-Turkey. And the family fight is now all Jason Chaffetz's fault.
