Hello fellow citizens of the internet! Kira here. Welcome to today's edition of web_crawlr.
Today's top stories are about: a McDonald's customer who fears she signed her life away after installing their new app, a conspiracy theory that alleges Putin's body is in a fridge somewhere, an Uber Eats customer whose pizza was held hostage, and an explanation of the Trade Offer meme.
After that, Mikael answers a reader question in his "Your Password Sucks" column.
Until next time,
— K.D.
A TikTok creator contends she "signed [her] life away for some nuggets" after accepting the new terms and conditions for the McDonald's app. This is a wide-spread issue.
Conspiracy theorists believe Russian President Vladimir Putin died on Thursday and the Kremlin has been using a body double ever since.
"Are you holding my pizza hostage right now?"
The meme mocks the trade request pop-ups in video games, highlighting incredibly lopsided exchanges.
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Cleaning after yourself while dining out can make your server’s job easier. Stacking your plates, glasses, and utensils on top of each other and leaving them at the edge of your table can go a long way. However, a bartender issued a public service announcement to restaurant and bar patrons: stop putting trash into empty glasses.
The PSA came from TikTok user Matthew Rangel (@therealmattyr), who demonstrated the proper way to help clean up after yourself at a restaurant.
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