CUSTOMERS have been left cold by a new OnlyFans calendar — as the inside has photos of air coolers.
The cheeky gift features a female model on the front, staring enticingly into the camera.
But punters hoping for a different woman each month from the X-rated video site are in for a shock — as there are snaps of electric fans instead.
A range is seen standing by a fireplace for April, while others are shown in close-up during sweltering July.
One man who received the £15 calendar as a gift said: “I at least hoped it would take the edge of the winter months. But I’m not blown away.”
January boasts a trio of fans and February is sure to get people in a spin, with a sweltering woman enjoying the breeze at her laptop.
Those hoping for a bit of festive naughtiness can look forward to some uniform action in December – with miniature Santa dolls pictured dangling from a ceiling fan.
Makers The Calendar King also sell novelty date aids featuring North Korea dictator Kim Jong Un.
Buyers can enjoy the North Korean strongman beaming with a rose – or posing in his best sunhat.
