I’m a teacher & kids with these names are the worst behaved & ‘give me problems’ in class – & they may surprise you
TEACHERS have to deal with all sorts of kids, and it’s natural that they’d remember the pupils who are well-behaved or ‘naughty.’
And one admitted they have noticed a trend with the names of the students who cause them the most “problems” in class – and it may surprise you.
In a clip which has racked up 15,000 likes, the teacher said: “Is it me or is it a coincidence that students that have Biblical names tend to have the worst behaviour?
“Come on parents, I get it, when your baby was born you looked down and seen that cute little face and said ‘oh my God, he’s an angel, I’m going to name him Angel.’
“I have a student called Christian, there’s no possible way he can step foot in a church.
“The boy is going to burst up in flames.
“All my students with Bible names cause me problems.”
He also claimed that other big offenders were Jeremiah and David.
The teacher, who posts under @kcmackfunny, continued: “If you are going to pick a name out of the Bible, make sure you pick a name that’s going to fit.”
He joked that Goliath, Cain and Lucifer – Biblical characters that were notoriously violent – would be more appropriate.
The teacher added: “If they [parents] aren’t going to use the good book, use a Comic book for inspiration for a ‘baddie’ name like Green Goblin or Magneto.
The man continued: “I hate it here, I need to get holy water from Amazon.
“Who can relate?”
Many people agreed, with one writing: “Facts! Please don’t name that child Hope or Faith because you will not find either of those.”
Another added: “Had lots of angels. Never had one that acted like one.”
And a third commented: “Don’t forget John.”
A fourth chimed in: “Omg I had a student named Christian, this brought back memories. I feel you.”