Bijan Mustardson: Falcons Rookie Drops Cringeworthy Ad for His Mustard and Fans Had Jokes
NFL rookie running back Bijan Robinson, who had a NIL deal while at Texas for his own brand of mustard, released a commercial for the product and social media couldn’t resist offering up responses.
The commercial, which features a spiraling hot dog being hurled into the air, culminates with the popular barbecue favorite landing in a bun held by a relaxed Robinson as he sits in the end zone with his feet in a kid pool.
“Bijan Mustardson,” is later described as “a touchdown in your mouth.”
The product’s website offers the standout's ability to find paydirt through the years as part of a description about how the creation of the condiment came into existence.
“Throughout his formative years, Bijan scored touchdowns everywhere, mostly on the football field via football,” the website reads. “By 2022, Bijan had scored touchdowns in every way, shape, and form. Running and receiving. Stiff arming and juking. Even occasionally passing. The only place he hadn’t scored a touchdown was his taste buds….So Bijan did what everyone expected Bijan to do: Create his own gourmet dijon mustard and call it Bijan Mustardson. With the help of top-quality chefs, Bijan made a mustard that was so good, it tasted like a touchdown. It was then he knew, pending production timelines, mouth touchdowns for everyone would be a mustard-purchase away.”
NFL fans couldn’t resist the opportunity to offer up hilarious jokes and responses to the rookie’s new commercial.
imagine how good it would feel to throw a tight spiral with a hotdog. you would be the lifetime king of the cookout https://t.co/YDuZojFiv9
— ???? The tumboy ???? (@TheTumboy) August 22, 2023
Are you team Bijan's Mustard or Will Levis' Mayo? https://t.co/mNfne7nYRH
— ThatsGoodSports (@BrandonPerna) August 22, 2023
“Dijon Robinson” is literally sitting right there… c’mon. https://t.co/jZnuCLxxu4
— Alex Towne (@Atownedown) August 22, 2023
The QB who threw that ???? may be better than Ridder… https://t.co/3bFnIYy8Kf
— John Reid IV (@JohnReidIV) August 21, 2023
What’s with these rookies and condiments? https://t.co/OJKYzPVHcM
— Junnie Riddle (@JunnieRiddle) August 22, 2023
All we need now is mahomes to have a ketchup company and the holy trinity of condiments is complete https://t.co/AO7BWBu573
— ???????? (@ESSMarshall) August 22, 2023
What in the condiment commercials is happening https://t.co/AexZnF7gu1
— David A. Ramirez (@DRAM100) August 22, 2023
If I get him in fantasy, I will have to order some. https://t.co/olbNf097i4
— Aaron Yorke (@AaronPYorke) August 22, 2023
Im sold ???????? https://t.co/AG8c9HrY1y pic.twitter.com/USRbMMwxki
— ????ChefDom???????????? (@11ChefDom) August 21, 2023