For some reason, Republicans are like Tennessee fainting goats at a GWAR concert when it comes to public nudity—unless you’re talking about Hunter Biden’s penis. Then they can’t get enough. And if Twitter doesn’t allow Hunter Biden’s penis to trend as God and nature intended, we might as well just tear up our Constitution and replace it with a stack of dog-eared ‘70s Penthouse Forums—like Ben Franklin suggested in the first place. Because we’ve clearly lost our way as a nation.
The same people who are convinced that Donald Trump would have won the 2020 election if only voters had been more thoroughly exposed to Hunter’s dingus (I haven’t seen it; is it that unsightly?) are now doing their utmost to make up for that outrageous omission.
But one of them may have just run afoul of the law in the process.
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