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Standing in front of the Reds' GM office, whistling as I push a mop past the open door. Cleaning up a pile of spaghetti and chili that someone dropped earlier that day in their rush to get to the cafeteria to get a new plate of spaghetti and chili. I say to myself in a low whisper, "Hmm, I'm just a janitor for the Reds. Living my best life. Been a lifelong Cincy guy. What a shame someone dropped this beautiful spaghetti and chili. Just a real shame. I'm not pretending to be a janitor so I can overhear when the Reds' GM calls up a new prospect. That's silly to even consider. It wasn't me, early this morning, breaking into the building to spill spaghetti and chili in the most opportune spot so I could carry out this ruse. Not me. That's just very silly." I carefully sidestep the pile of spaghetti-chili, and lean my ear towards the GM. Drats! He's calling up...Skyline?! For more spaghetti and chili?! Oh, these people are incorrigible! So, I don't know who the next Reds' prospect will be called up. My guess is it's Christian Encanracion-Strand, but we don't need to worry about that, we have one already called up,
Matt McLain, who sounds like a pro athlete, only not for baseball. For like bowling. Does he wanna bowl with Mookie Betts? Speaking of Betts, no, I won't compare him to Betts, but McLain does have power and speed. Cincy plays so well for power too, that you almost have to be a negative to not take advantage of Great American Smallpark. While McLain's power can produce 15-ish homers, the speed is even better. He could go 12/20 in only four months of the season, and has solid contact. I'd grab him in all leagues. Oh, wait a second, someone just called the GM about a pickup, let's listen in...Oh, forget it, it was David Bell asking if someone could pick up the spaghetti and chili in the hallway, and put it on a plate for him. Anyway, here's some more players to Buy or Sell this week in fantasy baseball:
