Kansas City Milk Company Brutally Trolls Eagles About Chiefs’ Super Bowl LVII Win
It’s now been over two months since Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs secured the Super Bowl LVII title over the Eagles, but that doesn’t mean some good old-fashioned taunting can’t still exist.
Especially from a milk company.
That’s right, Shatto Milk Company based out of Kansas City fired a nice shot across the bow at Eagles fans with its limited edition “Eagle Tears” milk. The Eagle Tears bottle is complete with the date of the Super Bowl, 2.12.23, written across the front of the bottle.
On the back of the bottle, the milk company added a few lines further trolling Eagles fans.
“Have you ever tasted eagle tears before? Neither had we. But we gotta say, we weren’t expecting their flavor profile to so closely resemble cheesecake. Cheesesteak, maybe. But not cheesecake. Bottling them was no easy feat. We had to conquer the West, defend our home turf (twice!) and travel all the way to the desert and back...Make no mistake, Kansas City. The contents of this bottle are very precious cargo. Savor it.”
There is no statute of limitations on celebrating a Super Bowl title, as the Shatto Milk Company has proven with the limited edition milk release.