It's Almost As If Trump Wants A Gag Order
Former President Donald Trump will appear in court on Tuesday to be fingerprinted, photographed, and formally charged in a historic moment. The one-term, twice-impeached, indicted former President isn't taking it well. He exploded in an all-caps meltdown as he screamed into the void on Truth Social, his flailing platform.
Legal experts have predicted that the judge could give Trump a gag order, which prohibits lawyers, parties, and witnesses from talking about a case in public. Imagine Bloaty McBatshit keeping his mouth shut. Oh boy!
Case in point: Trump exploded in rage on Truth Social -- again.
"VERY UNFAIR VENUE, WITH SOME AREAS THAT VOTED 1% REPUBLICAN," Lumpy wrote. "THIS CASE SHOULD BE MOVED TO NEARBY STATEN ISLAND - WOULD BE A VERY FAIR AND SECURE LOCATION FOR THE TRIAL. ADDITIONALLY, THE HIGHLY PARTISAN JUDGE & HIS FAMILY ARE WELL KNOWN TRUMP HATERS. HE WAS AN UNFAIR DISASTER ON A PREVIOUS TRUMP RELATED CASE, WOULDN'T RECUSE, GAVE HORRIBLE JURY INSTRUCTIONS, & IMPOSSIBLE TO DEAL WITH DURING THE WITCH HUNT TRIAL. HIS DAUGHTER WORKED FOR "KAMALA" & NOW THE BIDEN-HARRIS CAMPAIGN. KANGAROO COURT!!!"
"THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS HAVE CRIMINALIZED THE JUSTICE SYSTEM," It continued. "THIS IS NOT WHAT AMERICA WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!"