UFO Cow Abduction Desk Lamp: Take Me With You!
Aliens: they are among us. And when they’re not busy infiltrating our society wearing convincing human costumes, they’re up in their UFOs abducting cows with their tractor beams. And here to commemorate one of their favorite pastimes is this UFO Cow Abduction desk lamp/night light. Available from Amazon (affiliate link), the lamp is sure to fill your room with an out-of-this-world glow, complete with a cow caught mid-abduction. Mooooo!
The lamp uses ‘laser reflective film’ combined with LED lights to generate 3D-looking abduction beams, with the light color changing when viewed from different angles. The lighting also has two settings: dynamic, which pulses and changes colors and effects, making the abducted cow seem to disappear, or can be paused at any time if you found a particular color you like. There’s also an ‘off’ button when you’re tired of watching those aliens abduct our bovine friends.
Am I going to buy one? It’s tempting. My home office does have a space theme, so it would fit in nicely with my current decor. What my home office doesn’t have is a desk, which might explain why I get very little work done in there. Or any work at all, if I’m being perfectly honest. Maybe if it was tiki-themed instead…