Millennium Falcon Concrete Coffee Table Has Got It Where It Counts, Kid

Constructed and sold by Etsy shop BlessingsConcrete, this concrete Millennium Falcon coffee table features a top-down silhouette of everybody’s favorite smuggling spaceship. I mean, unless you have a different favorite smuggling spaceship, although I wouldn’t share that opinion with Han Solo or Chewbacca if I were you. It’s not wise to upset a Wookie- they can pull people’s arms right out of their sockets.

The table measures 30″ x 23″ and 17″ tall, features hairpin legs, and has been stained black “to give the impression of seeing the Millennium Falcon in silhouette against a lighted background.” Plus, the concrete is sealed with a food-safe sealant, so you don’t have to worry about eating food dropped on it. That’s definitely a crucial feature for me because I’ve been known to lick dropped food directly from the coffee table surface.

But can it make the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs –  that’s the real question. And if it can, how long would it take to fly to the kitchen and back with a load of cold drinks and snacks? Don’t make me ask the droid to do it; C3PO can’t carry anything without spilling it, then talking your ear off. I really regret not investing in an R2 unit instead.