Everyone is suffering from end-of-trip blues in The White Lotus. But better to go out with a bang than with a whimper, right? While the Di Grasso boys’ trip becomes a spit sisters soiree (and the rest of us wait for a Laura Dern cameo), the Harper/Ethan/Cameron/Daphne foursome’s cheating scandal becomes more complicated. And then there’s poor Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge), who’s starting to realize she’s in danger. How many of The White Lotus cast will be held hostage in a villa this season?
(Warning: Spoilers ahead for Season 2 of The White Lotus.)
Tanya’s terribly-dressed assistant Portia (Haley Lu Richardson)—who sports her worst ensemble ever in this episode—has completely disentangled herself from nice guy Albie (Adam DiMarco), who has hit things off with sex worker Lucia (Simona Tabasco). Portia, you should’ve stayed with that silly little simpleton. Sure, he wasn’t all that, but he would’ve kept you out of trouble, girl! Now, he’s busy exploring his family’s history in a small Sicilian town while Portia may end up complicit in screwing her boss out of a bajillion dollars.
