I did a google for
Matt Mervis and his ETA and I found he's going to be promoted to the Cubs in 2022. Very cool, let's see how he did. Let me do another google for us. Hmm, I'm not seeing any stats for Matt Mervis with the Cubs. They must've had some great 1st baseman in the North Side of Chicago, huh? Let's see...Alfonso Rivas? Hmm...I don't remember him being, how do they say it, good. I kid, of course, Alfonso Rivas was great (if you don't know what the word great means). Rivas hit three homers and .235, but in only 101 games. Maybe he needs more of a chance? Say, another 4,000 games? No? Okay. Oh, I'm being told Rivas was only the lefty side of the 1st base platoon for the Cubs! Of course! The righty side must've been so much better, right? Let's see...P.J. Higgins got 38 games at first and hit six homers and .229. Pajamas Higgins must've just had a bad year! What? That's his best season at the plate in eight years of pro ball? Oh, okay. So, my point is obviously that Matt Mervis is going to be the Cubs' 1st baseman to start the season, unless they want to see more from Pajamas. *weighing options with hands as scales* Pajamas, who sucks worse than feety pee-jays...Or a good prospect. Hmm, tough call. So, what can we expect from Matt Mervis for 2023 fantasy baseball?
