Ron DeSantis' blasphemous ad explains how God created him 2,000 years ago to save the U.S. (video)
The bible forgot to mention this, but on the eighth day, God bestowed upon us a modern-day miracle and created Ron DeSantis. And how do I know? Because the Florida Governor's ad tells me so.
In an over-the-top, mawkish political ad that will have you cringing with every maudlin DeSantis photo illustrating God's gift to the world, the ad's narrator and future broadcaster of Gilead explains in all seriousness:
"And on the eighth day, God looked down on his planned paradise and said, 'I need a protector.' — Read the rest