Elon Musk Peddles 'Burnt Hair' Perfume, Fails to Deliver on High-Speed Trains
Elon Musk’s Twitter bio currently reads “Perfume Salesman,” which, as of this week, is an accurate descriptor. It’s also fitting for it to read “Haberdasher”, “Flamethrower Peddler,” “Jimador,” or even “Short-shorts salesman.” While we’re at it, he could also describe himself as “Bad Negotiator,” “Failed Tunnel…