Call Up Penzey Cuz It’s The End of The Season
That is the best encapsulation of the joy of winning a fantasy baseball league. I'm sick it's so on point. I hope everyone got to feel that "very dorky dancing while very white music plays surrounded by middle-aged men" joy yesterday. Today is the day when you realize you’ve spent 27,000 man hours this summer beating eleven other strangers to win a virtual trophy, and it feels great! That’s if you won your league, if you came in 2nd or worse, you get an A for effort. A big, shiny make-believe A. So, another fantasy baseball season is in the books, and, with a baseball season in the books, it means Jonathan India's 2022 season is now in the books, and, in conclusion, that is why we should burn books. Any questions? *calls on a guy who looks zonked* Yes? "If I’m going to IHOP is it MeHOP, MyselfHOP or IHOP, or does it depend on usage?" God damn it, is that you, Cody Bellinger?! Stop smoking so much weed! *Cody lowers his head, kicks a rock and walks out of the room* Okay, if there’s no more questions, I have one: How long until next year’s rankings come out?! Wait, I have to write them. When I’m done, I’ll start to put them on our Patreon. Now, one more question, what do I do for the next three months? Oh, yeah, write the rankings! Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:People celebrating their fantasy baseball championships today pic.twitter.com/4bavGwku88
— Razzball (@Razzball) October 5, 2022