Uncle Dark Brandon chides Republicans for touting infrastructure spending they opposed
Our Illustrious Overlord Dark Brandon of the House of Biden, protector of the 50 states, breaker of chains, father of dragons, rider of bikes, double-fister of ice cream, is on a roll lately. And, much like every Italian salad Donald Trump has been served since he started running for president, he’s full of piss and vinegar. (I’m joking, of course. Trump doesn’t eat salads.)
At a Democratic National Committee meeting in Forest Heights, Maryland, on Thursday, Lord Brandon did everything but Force-choke Rep. Lauren Boebert and pulverize Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s home planet with Jewish space rays.
And, holy hell, I’m here for it.