The Rangers must be looking for a Bubba sparks to rock it very well, because they're calling up outfielder,
Bubba Thompson (1-for-3). Looking at my fantasy team with no speed, "Ah, yeah, I found you, team with an outfield that is booty." Seeing Prince Fielder's poster in the Hall of Legends in Arlington, singing softly, "Booty, booty, booty, booty, rockin' everywhere." Walking into the VIP section of the loge deck, "Hit the player's club for bout a month or two," rubs pluot on shirt, "Get it ripe, get it right, hit it with a bite." Okay, sorry! Bubba Sparxxx makes me laugh. So, the Rangers are calling up Bubba Thompson, whose minor league numbers are eye-poppingly gorge: In 80 games at Triple-A, he hit 13 homers and .303, with 49 steals. Get it ripe, get it right, steal a base on sight! He was in Itch's
top 60 outfielder prospects, and, one love to Itch, but even if he wasn't, and he had 49 steals in a half season, I'd be interested, because the speed category for all of my fantasy teams is booty, booty, booty, booty, suckin' everywhere. Anyway, here's what else I saw yesterday in fantasy baseball:
