Joe Biden Death Watch, By the Numbers
President Joe Biden's health is deteriorating before our eyes. Recent events have prompted the Washington Free Beacon to declare a state of DEATH WATCH 1. Here are some key numbers and other facts to keep in mind during this challenging time for our once-great nation.
Age: 79.8 years
U.S. average life expectancy (male): 75.1 years
Number-one song when Biden was born: "White Christmas" by Bing Crosby
Most recognizable world leader when Biden was born: Adolf Hitler
Living ex-presidents younger than Biden: Four
COVID-19 diagnosis: Positive
Age group at highest risk for COVID-19 fatality: 65 years and up
U.S. COVID-19 deaths on Biden's watch: 617,896
U.S. polio cases on Biden's watch: At least one
Cancer diagnosis: Ambiguous
Lung capacity: Poor
Temperament: Cranky
Spatial awareness: Below average
Verbal communications skills: Very poor
Energy/stamina level: Needs improvement
Broken bones suffered due to naked dog-play: At least one
History of crack addiction in family: Yes
Biden's job approval rating: 36.8 percent
Biden's age on Election Day 2024: 81.9 years
Octogenarians elected president (U.S. history): Zero
Hillary Clinton's age on Election Day 2024: 77.0 years
Average life expectancy (Hillary's enemies): Very low
Former world leaders assassinated on Biden's watch: One: Shinzo Abe
Domestic assassination attempts on Biden's watch: Two: Justice Brett Kavanaugh, Rep. Lee Zeldin (R., N.Y.)
Biden donors charged with murdering family: At least one
Biden grandchildren (acknowledged): Six
Biden grandchildren (unacknowledged): At least one
Kamala Harris's favorability rating: 37.0 percent
Kamala Harris ambition rating: Ruthless
Odds of America surviving a Harris presidency: Very low
Number of times Barack Obama was right about politics: One ("Don't underestimate Joe's ability to f— things up")
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