Oh, please, please, please let Obama win the Emmy he's been nominated for. Trump will lose his mind
With the Jan. 6 hearings gradually transforming Donald Trump’s public reputation from hog slop to hog manure, one can imagine his rage is incandescent. So wouldn’t it be fun to ratchet that conniption up a few clicks? Whereas Trump was previously crapping quotidian bricks, the latest news from the mean, forbidding, totally-unfair-to-Trump universe is likely to burn through the bottom of his Underoos like lit white phosphorous.
To wit: Former President Barack Obama just received his first Emmy nomination.
Of course, Trump was twice nominated for Emmys in the late ‘70s for squeegeeing the armpit moisture out of Dan Haggerty’s spandex unitard on Battle of the Network Stars. (That’s how I remember it, anyway. It’s possible it was actually Charo.) But the show he was nominated for is actually less important than the fact that he lost—thereby making him a colossal loser. And you’ll be shocked to learn he claimed the Emmys had no credibility after repeatedly failing to win one.