Colorado Congressquack Lauren Boebert, who once confused what state she represented, says her husband was the victim when he displayed his allegedly tattooed penis at a bowling alley. In her new memoir, she claims that in 2004, Jayson Boebert, who was 24 at the time, had been harassed and pressured by a woman bartender, and apparently had no other choice but to unzip his pants and whip out his pee pee (for which he spent four days in jail). — Read the rest