As someone who can’t swim, is incredibly afraid of boats, and will never be able to afford a ticket anyway, I had no plans to ever check out a Disney cruise. But early previews from the corporation’s upcoming oceanic vacation experience, the Disney Wish cruise, may change my mind.
Here’s why: Only on Disney Wish can you finally hear Ant-Man himself talk about crawling into a Marvel villain’s butthole and then exploding inside of him. Yes, the Avenger has finally addressed the infamous “Thanus” theory.
This momentous occasion is all a person could want from a vacation.
