Julio Rodriguez has made the Mariners' Opening Day roster and I'm giving the longest "yeah boi" in history. Due to the longest "yeah boi" in history, I'm feeling lightheaded. Oh my God, I'm floating like Charlie and Grandpa Joe after they had too much fizzy, lifting drink. Is Cougs pumping my office full of helium? I've never felt happiness like this before. Not without dreaming of wearing a costume to make me look like a dumbbell and have Giancarlo curl me. This is...happiness, isn't it? Have I broken free from reality? This is real, right? I've checked fifteen different sources, and it's really real. I think. So, already gave you a
Julio Rodriguez fantasy but listen to what Grey "Dumb B*tch" Albright said there, "Kelenic was up mid-May and that seems as good a bet as any. So, the M’s make a serious push to have all three of them (Kelenic, Haniger and Jul-Rod) in the outfield by May 15th. That feels aggressive, but no one calls him July — it’s Juli, if anything." They've seen added Jesse Winker, and now Jul-Rod! My God, it's wonderful. Julio Rodriguez or Bobby Witt Jr.? It's not clearcut. This is giving me a heart attack. How did I not draft him in one single league? Am I mentally dumb? What is wrong with me?! I re-ranked Julio Rodriguez in the
top 40 outfielders, and moved him way up in the
top 500. He's still behind Witt, but if Jul-Rod outperformed him it wouldn't surprise me at all. Oh, and Rest in Waivers to Kyle Lewis. He was moved way down in the
top 100 outfielders. Now, excuse me, as I return to my "yeah boi." Anyway, here's what else I saw in spring training for 2022 fantasy baseball:
