Acosta: Trump Keeps Flushing Democracy 'Down The Tubes'
Jim Acosta flushed Trump down the clogged toilet, mocking him for all the times he whined about toilet flushing, insisted Hillary get "locked up" for getting rid of classified docs, and whining about Nancy Pelosi ripping up his SOTU speech.
Someone call the whambulance for poor Donnie.
Starting with the obligatory puns, Acosta dove right in: "You could say there were plenty of warning signs that Trump would take this country down the tubes. No, I'm not talking about the portable toilets brought in for the 2017 inauguration of Donald John Trump. You may remember the name of the company that provided the Port-A- Potties, Don's Johns, was concealed by inaugural officials. And I'm not referring to the time Trump was caught on camera with what appeared to be a scrap of paper hanging on his shoe. No, I think it was his fixation on government regulations on toilets."
Then, linking it to the newest reporting from Maggie Haberman (or as Trump calls her now, Maggot Haberman): "Yes, it's all starting to add up...She writes that Trump would repeatedly tear up sensitive White House documents and attempt to flush them down the toilet. White House engineers reportedly found wads of paper clogging the system. I know what you're thinking. The jokes write themselves. Did they find the Constitution or is his long-awaited health care plan jamming up the pipes? It's as if they were frantically searching for Hillary Clinton's emails."