3D-Printed Arms for Pet Chickens Give Them Real Chicken Fingers

Do you raise chicken? Do you feel strongly that they wish they had arms? Well, now you can buy them a whole variety of different style arms thanks to the numerous 3D printing shops on Etsy. It’s 2022, everyone! Just when you thought things couldn’t get any weirder, they still manage to.

Arm styles available include t-rex, velociraptor, regular human arms, muscular Hulk arms, arms with hands giving the middle finger, Captain America arms with shield, arms with a chainsaw for one hand, arms with boxing gloves, and arms with hands that can hold small plastic weapon accessories. What a time to be alive and living next to Old McDonald!

A chicken wears the arms via a flexible plastic band that loosely hugs the chicken across its back. I don’t even own any chickens, but now I wish I did so I could put arms on them and run around the yard playing tag. Or maybe they call it “peck.” The problem is, arms or no arms, I really don’t want them waking me up at sunrise. I like to sleep in. Ideally until the weekend.

[via odditymall]