The Halal Guys are feuding with The Halal Girls, and it’s less cute than you think
Brand knockoffs are high comedy. Like when a TV show can’t get the rights to feature Baskin-Robbins ice cream, so they show Draskin-Bobbins ice cream instead. Or the time I bought my brother a pair of Ray-Bon aviators on a Barcelona sidewalk. Or Robert Cop 3. But brand knockoffs can also be a real pain in the ass—like…