I think many of us are in this boat or walking the gangway onto this boat. Don't get old, after a certain age there's no benefit to it.
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my god, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bed-can you tell?
My body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
Have come at last
The Golden Years
Can kiss my ass.